Following is a list of my stories, roughly grouped by pairing.Most series on this list have at least one R or NC-17 rated chapter; most of the longer stories have multiple high rated chapters. When you click on a story, read the headers and the warnings, and decide whether or not to continue. If you don't read the headers, it's not my fault if you read something you don't like or are squicked by.
Stories marked by an asterisk (*) are those that I think you should read first in a 'verse, just so you can get the feel of the world or the grounding information you need before exploring the other stories set in the same place.
Chaptered stories that should be read in a set order are numbered, and arranged in tables. My drabbles from the 2008 Drabbles challenge are also in a table, but can be read in any order.
You might notice a few of the stories are on the list a couple of times; this is because they fit under more than one category.
If you notice any problems (link broken, link leading to the wrong story or chapter, a glaring typo, a fic I've left out, etc.) please leave a comment, and I'll fix it ASAP!
TORCHWOOD/WHO Anticipation - Jack/Ianto. A night off is a rare thing, and Ianto has a plan for this one. Armour - Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Lisa. Ianto's suit is more than just a suit. It's a protective barrier between him and the outside world. Children of Time - Gen, River Song, Jack, Ten, a wee bit of River/Ten. She’s born into a family that’s half what it used to be but still struggling to carry on, like a lightning-split tree. Five Stages - Canon pairings, in particular Ianto/Lisa. Jack gives Ianto an ultimatum. In canon, he takes one path. Here are five others. Shift (Part One) (Part Two) - Gen, canon pairings. Post COE. Exploring the ruins of the Hub after a Rift quake, Gwen finds something completely unexpected that could change everything. But is it an answer to all her problems, or just a new complication? Team Building - Prequel fic featuring mentions of Jack/Suzie, Owen/Suzie and Jack/Ianto. Jack isn't looking for a team. Jack doesn't need a team. But Jack doesn't count on his team finding him. Team Building - Reverse The Polarity Remix - Feng shui'd and made more awesome by . Three Gifts - Gen, featuring Jack, the Doctor and the TARDIS. Post COE. Jack, the Doctor and the TARDIS collide in three different ways; once by chance, once by accident and once by arrangement. The consequences for Jack (and the universe) differ wildly.
For this 'Verse, I think it's better if you read Tea and Apples first, before the main series. It's not vital, by any means, but that's the order I wrote them in, and I think it works better that way.
Teapot Post-DH, EWE. Drama, domestic, pathos, family, romance, smut. NOW COMPLETE!. See Chapter Headers for secondary pairings. This story begins approximately one month after the Battle of Hogwarts.
Teapot 'Verse Future Fics These stories are set between three and five years after the Battle of Hogwarts * Tea - Harry-centric. Harry doesn't think he's a morning person, but he can't help but be one. * Apples - Ron-centric. Ron loves his home and autumn for many reasons. Companion piece to Tea. A Cautionary Tale - Harry wants a shower. Ron wants a sandwich. Set six months to a year after Tea/Apples.
- A short story arc, developed from a drabble written for the 2008_drabbles challenge. Set two years after Tea/Apples.
Teapot 'Verse Cookies Invisible - Pre-Hogwarts Harry Ficlet Oblivion - Alternate Chapter 45 (Renascence). Written in a fit of pique, to release a bit of writerly frustration. Simpatico - Hermione-centric fic, set between Chapter 18 (Presents) and Chapter 19 (Mistakes) Solace - AU of what could have happened the night before Chapter 19 (Mistakes), had things gone a little differently. NOT canon to the Teapot series.
Post-HBP. Non-DH compliant AU. Humour, adventure, drama, romance, smut. COMPLETE. See Chapter Headers for secondary pairings. This is a HBP compliant story that involves camping, wanking, a touch of voyeurism, and a hint of twincest. But then don't all the best 'hunting for Horcruxes Horcruces' tales? If you ever get miserable because JKR killed all your favourite secondary characters in DH, come read this and cheer yourself up. Writing it was how I coped.
And Make Mine a Double - Fairly gen, humorous ficlet with hints of Ron/Harry and past Harry/Ginny. Take four friends, your alcohol of choice, and stir. Bent, Not Broken - Ron/Harry smut. Harry knows what he needs. Breathless, Helpless - Ron/Harry smut. Harry just wants to get there faster, but Ron has other plans. Disappearing Act (Craptastic Crack Remix) - Ron/Harry smut. Completely cracky remix of hpuckle's Disappearing Act. Warning for LOLspeak and deliberately wince-worthy smut. Doing Everything He Can - Ron-centric. Post-War AU. NOT DH-compliant. Ron is doing everything he can to keep his head above water. Kingsley is doing everything he can to catch Ron's attention. Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Ron and Harry's friendship, from that first day on the Hogwarts Express, right through until after the Battle. Can be read as a friendship fic, or a ship fic. It's open to interpretation. Harry Potter and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day - Crack written for helmet_fest2008's Harry month. Some days, you just shouldn't get out of bed. Or go to sleep at all, the night beforehand. It's All About Sex - Ron/Hermione, Ron/Harry smut. Ron has a philosophy on life, love and relationships. And if it's been influenced at all by Hermione and swarms of conjured, attacking creatures, well, that's just the way it is. Originally written for TQP's Birds and the Bees Challenge. Life Drawing - (Pre)Ron/Harry. Dean draws people around him, and discovers something unexpected. My Brother, My Sister - 'Missing' scene from DH, taking place while Harry and Ginny are in Ginny's bedroom together. Opening - Unrequited Ron/Harry. (Main pairing Ron/OMC.) Ron comes to a realisation about himself in the wake of the Battle of Hogwarts. Parchment - Ron-centric. Gen. Ron and Harry friendship/pre-ship. Post-Battle. EWE. When Harry disappears, Ron does the only think he can think of. Point Me - (Pre)Ron/Harry. Fred and George have a new invention, and they know the perfect person to test it on. Poker Face - Tribute fic written for aniwde, set in her Translation of Light 'Verse. Completely harmless, humourous ficlet that fits neatly within ToL canon. The Accident - Short Hogwarts-era AU ficlet. Harry hadn't meant to do it.
Post-DH. EWE. Romance, smut, pathos, drama. * Longing - Ron/Harry, Ron/Hermione. In the months following Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Ron turn to each other. Bedfellows - Ron/Harry smut. Ron and Harry's friendship goes to the next level. Outtake from Longing. Marking Time (By Counting Hours Apart) - Ron/Hermione, mentioned Ron/Harry. Hermione-centric. Ron and Harry are in love. Hermione is alone. Set approximately five to six months after the main events of Longing/Bedfellows. Teasing - Ron/Hermione, Ron/Harry. Hermione and Harry are unrepentant. Ron is hot and bothered. Set several years after the main events of Longing/Bedfellows.
It's All About Sex - Ron/Hermione, Ron/Harry smut. Ron has a philosophy on life, love and relationships. And if it's been influenced at all by Hermione and swarms of conjured, attacking creatures, well, that's just the way it is. Originally written for TQP's Birds and the Bees Challenge.
The Cold Grey Light of Dawn - Gen, with Remus/Sirius friendship and/or pre-ship. Remus-centric. Remus has to deal with the consequences of his actions the morning after uncovering Pettigrew. AU set towards the end of PoA. To Cling, Amidst Devastation - Gen, with Remus/Sirius friendship and/or pre-ship. Sirius-centric. Sirius arrives at the Potter house, in the aftermath of the attack. Pre-Azkaban AU, taking place on 31st October/1st November 1981. (The sequel, Standing in the Ruin of Our Lives, Building Walls is Remus/Sirius.)
Indivisible By Two
* One Man's Fate - AU story that is compliant with DH up until the end of Chapter Thirty-One, from which it takes off at right-angles. Harry-centric. Because canon is just too fucking cruel. Run To You - George/Lee. George is struggling to hold together. Lee helps him cope. Set six to twelve months after One Man's Fate. Aspiring to Equilibrium - Two years after the War, they're still adjusting to the changes in their lives. As it says, two years after One Man's Fate. On The Up and Up - Whenever he goes up, George has trouble keeping things down. Set six to eight months after Aspiring to Equilibrium.
All That We See or Seem
Manages to be absolutely and utterly DH and Epilogue-compliant, while being terrifically AU at the same time. Drama, friendship, pathos. Harry-centric. COMPLETE. Background canon pairings. Harry collapses after seeing his children off on the Hogwarts Express. When he awakes, things aren't as they were.
*The Opposite of War - Post-DH. Draco-centric. After the War, everything is different. Draco knows he has to change to survive, but he doesn't have to like it. A few months after the Battle of Hogwarts. An Honest Day's Work - Post-DH. Draco-centric. Draco's new job is changing him in ways he'd rather not think about. Immediately follows The Opposite of War. A History of Violence - Post-DH. Draco-centric. He was the last person Harry expected to see there. A short scene that takes place shortly after The Opposite of War and An Honest Day's Work. Most Wanted - Post-DH. Neville-centric. Neville quickly works out something funny is going on.
* Inconceivable - AU. Weasley family gen. It was a series of unimaginable situations they'd never known to prepare themselves for. Set in 1980, with flashbacks to late 1979. Initial Signs - Some things change, some stay the same. Takes place on 1st September, 1991.
And Make Mine a Double - Humorous ficlet with hints of Ron/Harry and past Harry/Ginny. Take four friends, your alcohol of choice, and stir. Parchment - Ron-centric. Gen. Ron and Harry friendship/pre-ship. Post-Battle. EWE. When Harry disappears, Ron does the only think he can think of. The Boy Who Lives - Post-DH. EWE. Harry-centric. Harry comes to realise the repercussions of an important decision. Begins straight after the Battle of Hogwarts. The Boy Who Lives - Russian Translation - What it says on the tin! Russian readers can now read this fic in their own language. The Cold Grey Light of Dawn - Gen, with Remus/Sirius friendship and/or pre-ship. Remus-centric. Remus has to deal with the consequences of his actions the morning after uncovering Pettigrew. AU set towards the end of PoA. The Ties That Bind - Luna-centric. Luna's creation is more than merely paint on a wall. Set between OotP and HBP. To Cling, Amidst Devastation - Gen, with Remus/Sirius friendship and/or pre-ship. Sirius-centric. Sirius arrives at the Potter house, in the aftermath of the attack. Pre-Azkaban AU, taking place on 31st October/1st November 1981. (The sequel, Standing in the Ruin of Our Lives, Building Walls is Remus/Sirius.) Volatile - Gen, with Molly/Arthur. These days, everyone's walking on eggshells at the Burrow.
Other Pairings and Rare Pairs
The Leaky Cauldron 'Verse
These two stories can be read separately or as complementary fics. * Take Me Somewhere - Bill/Kingsley smut. Canon-compliant. Bill finds the antidote for a bad day at the office. Takes place November, 1989. Doing Everything He Can - Ron-centric. Post-War AU. Pathos. NOT DH-compliant. Ron is doing everything he can to keep his head above water. Kingsley is doing everything he can to catch Ron's attention.
Other Pairing/Rare Pair One-shots
Gratitude - Remus/Neville. NOT chan. Canon compliant. Remus spends an evening with someone during his first week as a teacher at Hogwarts. Set September 1993. Guardian - Remus/Harry. After the final battle, Remus just wants to hide away. Harry won't let him. Post DH. EWE. In Haste - Fred/Lee. Everything they do must needs be done in haste. Set mid-Deathly Hallows. More Than He Bargained For - Fred/George/(Harry). Canon compliant. When Harry Floos into Wheezes unannounced, he sees something he didn't expect. Set after the events of Chapter Six of HBP. My Sweet Prince - Charlie/Percy. Disguises, desires, and the crossing of uncrossable lines. Post DH. EWE. Opening - Unrequited Ron/Harry. (Main pairing Ron/OMC.) Ron comes to a realisation about himself in the wake of the Battle of Hogwarts. Play Hard, Party Hard - Harry/Ginny. The Harpies show Ginny a good time. Scratching The Surface - Charlie/Draco. Ten years after Voldemort's defeat, a young man comes to Charlie seeking help. Post DH. EWE. Seeking Comprehension - Percy/Oliver. After six years of existing side by side as complete opposites, Percy and Oliver find some common ground. Canon compliant. Set in 1993. Separation - Bill/Charlie. Bill is leaving Britain, and Charlie's response both is and isn't what he expects. Set in the summer of 1990 at the Burrow. Bill is nineteen, Charlie is seventeen. The Inevitable Hour - Fred/Angelina/(George). Quite simply; love, in a time of war. Canon compliant, from 1994 through to 1998. Trade Secrets - Fred/George/Ron. Post-War AU. NOT DH-Complaint. After six miserable months working for the twins, a sequence of events leads to an unexpected perk.
Short Stories and Ficlets (All Pairings, All Ratings)
Other Pairings Always Watching - Smut. Fred/George/Lee. Lee gradually becomes aware that the twins do everything together. Cellmates - Humour. Angst. They're both prisoners. Dumbledore talks. His companion listens. Imminent - Remus/Tonks. DH AU. The moon waxes Full the night of the final Battle. Together - Remus/Sirius. OotP AU. The Department of Mysteries...slightly remixed. Two - Fred/George, Fred/George/Lee, George/Lee. Post-DH. Everything has changed.
Gen I Feel Pretty - Slightly cracky post-DH moment at Wheezes. Machination - In the aftermath of the Triwizard Cup, careful plans are set in motion. Canon compliant. Ring, Ring - Non-canon compliant moment from the Summer of 1994. (I tweaked things a bit.) Trio friendship.
Gen and various different characters and pairings, some canon, some not. Some of the drabbles are canon-compliant, some blatantly AU, and everything in between. Ratings range between G and PG-13. None of these drabbles are smutty. On New Year's Eve, 2007, there was a challenge to produce fifteen drabbles (or short sketches, for artists) in the twenty-four hours before midnight. I managed to do it in seven, because I found out about it rather late. I claimed Table G, which was Colours and Textures.
Really? Only 8 TW fics? Feels like you should have written more... *shrugs*. I hope you get to feeling better soon. Not just to feel better, but selfishly, I want to see more of Shift. That could be a whole, great universe. Thanks!